Carmon over at
Life at Star's Resttagged me with this beautiful award
thank you Carmon!and challenged me to the "7 things"
a while back
I'm just now getting around to it
It's been an exceptionally long week
I've spent all of it covering for a co-worker
and managing the kennels and boarded dogs
So I hop up at 4 a.m.
deal with my own 10 dogs
drive into town
and deal with 15-20 more
plus cats
and sugar gliders
can't forget thoseI'd get home mid-morning
sleep
wake up and go back for the evening
I barely saw the horses this week
except for brushing some in the dark
I can say this
I've had my fill of dogs and cats this week
Anyway
7 interesting things
here goes:
1.
When I was a kid
I hated cows
now I love them
there were 15 of them outside the fence
this morning
2.
I lost 5 pounds this week
I feel like a crackhead
and I think I'll gain them back
right now3.
I might have an idea for
the Mighty Quinn horse
a local police dept is accepting donations
for their horse program
and he fits the criteria
I'm going to investigate this on Monday
4.
Wade and I laugh like crazy every day
right now we're covering our mouths trying
to hold it together
Mercy's watching some cartoon called
Ni Hao Ki Lan
that teaches them chinese or japanese or something
I suppose I should pay attention and it's teaching kids the word for snow
and it sounds a lot like sh*t
especially when Mercy says it
5.
I hope this thing works out with Quinn
cause we bought another horse
No-Name was a ranch horse Wade used to ride
I rode him once when we were looking for a lost kid
he's a phenomenal little horse
he was sold from the ranch
and that home didn't work out
and resold
Wade came across him 4 yrs later
at our friend's place
who provides movie horses
No-Name is too small for what they want
and they offered him to us
at a can't say no price
as much as we don't need another horse
we can always use an all around back up
You can run barrels, poles, work cows
rope and shoot off him
and we've been talking this horse over
for 4 months now
we finally gave in
and he'll be here Sunday
6.
I work with a bunch of lunatics
anyone who's worked a vet clinic
will tell you
you need to be a little "different"
to enjoy that job
I fit in perfectly of course
and I have previous relationships
with people from shoeing their horses
this has led to conversations that
come back to haunt me
case in point
the other day
a former client came in
I hadn't seen him in a while
he's about 75 yrs old
and he and his wife run all over
the countryside
with their horses
they're quite something
and I aspire to be them when I grow up
he spies me
and says
"Get over here girl and give me a hug!"
I run around and give him a big hug
he leans back and booms out
"You look great! You still wearing a thong?"
the receptionist nearly fell out of her chair 7.
When I went back to work tonight
the lady vet smirked at me and said
"We got your note about the pit. Did he really
try to go over the fence?"
I said
"YES! He took a flying leap
and clung to the fence
well above my head
I thought for sure he'd try to climb over
but I yelled and he dropped off.
I figured he should be supervised"
She agreed and then she said
"What was with the cat this morning?"
I said
"OMG! She was insane"
this cat
with a sweet name like Sweetypie
that would
lead one to believe it was a nice cat
was. not.
I went to pull the dirty litter box
and was rewarded with much growling
I noticed quite a bit of urine in the cage
*note*
I cannot wait for the regular girl to come backso I grab a handful of towels and try
to reach in there
oh no
no way
cat goes berserk
and I'm saying
"Are you for real??"
I use a long handled ladle to
push the paper towels around
and sop the mess up
cat attacks the ladle
violentlyand loudly
I'm kind of stunned
this little creature is so nutso
so I find a plastic bin
and use it to move the cat aside
while I reach a hand in there
and get my job done
total. complete. bonkers.
on the cat's part
really uncalled for
in my opinion
I got the job done though
the vet said
"It sounded like she went all African Lion on you"
I said
"TOTALLY!"
I told her
I nearly put a sign on the cage saying
"Call a priest. Schedule exorcism for 4 pm"
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That's my 7 things
I hereby tag
Paint Girlwho I can't get enough of
and
Pony Girlwhose style makes us all want to
be her
and
Fern Valleywho has the prettiest horses
and the most beautiful life